You know you have too much money when...

From the Idiots with Money department:

BusinessWeek is reporting on a company called Eternal Earth-Bound Pets  will house your pet with an atheist family after the rapture. The service has attracted more than 100 clients, who pay $110 for a 10-year contract ($15 for each additional pet.) If the Rapture happens in that time, the pets left behind will have homes—with atheists.

It's not a joke. And it gets better:

Todd Strandberg, who founded a biblical prophecy Web site called raptureready.com that draws 250,000 unique visitors a month, agrees that Fido and Mittens are doomed. "Pets don't have souls, so they'll remain on Earth. I don't see how they can be taken with you," he says. "A lot of persons are concerned about their pets, but I don't know if they should necessarily trust atheists to take care of them."

Send me $100 and I'll promise to take care of your pets.